Just for you Twilight fans out there... "Still kinda harpin' on that, huh? Well you know this little script right here's pretty crappy, ya know. Come on, hop in, trash it wherever. I know ya do that."
"A St. Louis beauty salon owner found the screenplay for the Twilight sequel New Moon in the trash. Casey Ray discovered two screenplays, one for New Moon and the other for a movie titled Memoirs. She considered selling the screenplays to the tabloids but eventually decided to return the screenplays to the movie studio. As a reward, Summit Entertainment has invited her to the premieres of the two movies."
Just to show no good deed goes unpunished -- I mean, unrewarded, right?