"Universal Pictures has acquired the film rights to Mattel's Barbie to make a live-action feature.
Laurence Mark (Julie & Julia, Jerry Maguire) is producing the movie.
Universal also distributes Mattel's animated Barbie movies.
Barbie general manager/Mattel senior vice president Richard Dickson and Barbie vice president entertainment Rob Hudnut will executive produce."
Like what is Barbie gonna say, "I have thoughts! I wanna write a blog! Oh, Julia, you make sound so easy!" And Ken? "YOU. COMPLETE. ME."
COME ON PEOPLE!